Ellen Miller Schneider is a former high school theatre critic and current copywriter at Wieden+Kennedy Portland.

Hailing from a small town nestled between “Earthquake: The Big One!” and the Jaws ride at Universal Studios Florida, she cut her professional teeth selling Dippin’ Dots and refilling the salad bar at an Earthquake-themed eatery—aptly named Richter's Burger Company.

She’s taught middle school, sold luxury car accessories and wrote a thesis on Jimmy Buffett that no person, program, or institution asked for.

She loves her cat Jonesy very much and would probably like you a great deal, if given the chance.

ellenmillerschneider@gmail.com